If there was an option to rate below 0.5 stars, I would have, but I can't - so I'm generously donating this half star to Chitrangada Singh's 5 minute item number.
There was no story. Akshay Kumar makes me cringe - especially when he puts on an accent while speakingEnglish. Sonakshi Sinha is not an actress. She is just THERE with her waistline increasing as the movie goes on - I noticed this because well, I had nothing else to focus on, and my brain was on snooze wanting to wake up but didn't have a reason to because Joker was made by Jokers.
Shreyas Talpade was running around speaking some alien language. Minissha Lamba didn't speak at all. The White House, NASA, CIA, American military were all involved in the span of less than 2 hours. The other characters in the movie - not so much - until they all rain danced in oil which they found in Paglapur - where the movie is set - where everyone is NUTS.
Joker is not one of the the worst - but THE WORST movie I have ever watched in my life. Post the movie my friend and I ran through a list of bad movies and the only one that came close to being as bad as Joker was TMK.