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Joker

In theaters : August 31, 2012

Joker
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Joker
2.2
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2.2/ 50 - 3,380 Ratings 65

Critic rating:

1.7/5 - 9 Ratings

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Verdict: Apart from an interesting concept and a handful of funny moments, Joker is drag and doesn't work as a comedy or as a sci-fi caper. Skip it!

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Plot: Joker is the story of a NASA scientist who's working on a machine that would connect humans to aliens. But as soon as he gets to know that his father's extremely ill, he makes a visit to his village, one of the most secluded places in India. To attract the attention of media and the development authorities, he plans a fake alien visit. But the plan goes wrong when media gets to know this. Suddenly, a spaceship actually lands in the village and communicate with the help of Akshay's invention.

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Kanika Bhatia Vats
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Joker Review - A joke on you, a joke on me, a joke on EVERYONE.Aug 31, 2012NewsIf there was an option to rate below 0.5 stars, I would have, but I can't - so I'm generously donating this half star to Chitrangada Singh's 5 minute item number.There was no story. Akshay Kumar makes me cringe - especially when he puts on an accent while speakingEnglish. Sonakshi Sinha is not an actress. She is just THERE with her waistline increasing as the movie goes on - I noticed this because well, I had nothing else to focus on, and my brain was on snooze wanting to wake up but didn't have a reason to because Joker was made by Jokers.Shreyas Talpade was running around speaking some alien language. Minissha Lamba didn't speak at all. The White House, NASA, CIA, American military were all involved in the span of less than 2 hours. The other characters in the movie - not so much - until they all rain danced in oil which they found in Paglapur - where the movie is set - where everyone is NUTS.Joker is not one of the the worst - but THE WORST movie I have ever watched in my life. Post the movie my friend and I ran through a list of bad movies and the only one that came close to being as bad as Joker was TMK.Kanika Bhatia Vats Joker Review - A joke on you, a joke on me, a joke on EVERYONE. Aug 31, 2012
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If there was an option to rate below 0.5 stars, I would have, but I can't - so I'm generously donating this half star to Chitrangada Singh's 5 minute item number.



There was no story. Akshay Kumar makes me cringe - especially when he puts on an accent while speakingEnglish. Sonakshi Sinha is not an actress. She is just THERE with her waistline increasing as the movie goes on - I noticed this because well, I had nothing else to focus on, and my brain was on snooze wanting to wake up but didn't have a reason to because Joker was made by Jokers.



Shreyas Talpade was running around speaking some alien language. Minissha Lamba didn't speak at all. The White House, NASA, CIA, American military were all involved in the span of less than 2 hours. The other characters in the movie - not so much - until they all rain danced in oil which they found in Paglapur - where the movie is set - where everyone is NUTS.



Joker is not one of the the worst - but THE WORST movie I have ever watched in my life. Post the movie my friend and I ran through a list of bad movies and the only one that came close to being as bad as Joker was TMK.


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Ameet Bhuvan
Ameet Bhuvan Movie Jockey
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Sour Sad JokeAug 31, 2012
1.0/5
The best part about Sirish Kunder's Akshay Sonakshi starrer Joker is that it runs for an hour and forty five minutes only. Mercifully, one has to b... read more
Smita Vyas Kumar
Smita Vyas Kumar Movie Jockey
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A mad caperSep 3, 2012
2.5/5
The problem with Joker is not the movie but the Director. Shirish Kunder, thanks to a series of highly publicized spats with stars like Shah Rukh h... read more
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