Once there was a Rajdhani train
On which clambered a demented brain.
He had had a hard life the poor thing,
But his secrets out he couldn't bring.
In his bag he had a gun
And he decides to have some fun.
But the Minster's parents are travelling too,
And then there is a big to do.
The police commissioner has his own axe to grind
To get a promotion a Bakra he must find.
Who better than our poor wasted brain?
For whom it's all too much and he goes insane.
And the train meanders without a stop
Carrying assorted loonies and demented cops
Before it finally reaches Mumbai
But in getting there uski plot gum ho gayi.
Leander Paes plays the mad guy
And I am compelled to ask him pray tell why?
Isn't your tennis fame enough for you
That you feel compelled to do acting too?
Don't buy a ticket! hop off this train!!
And if its too late, just pull the chain!!!
There are better ways to enjoy I must confess
Than watch a movie like, Rajdhani Expressview less