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  • One way ticket to loony land


    Desimartini | Updated - January 07, 2013 22:08 PM IST
    2.3DM (117 ratings)
    1.1Critic (4 ratings)

    Verdict - A promising story derailed by confused direction

    Rajdhani ExpressWatch trailerRelease date : January 04, 2013

    Once there was a Rajdhani train

    On which clambered a demented brain.

    He had had a hard life the poor thing,

    But his secrets out he couldn't bring.

    In his bag he had a gun

    And he decides to have some fun.

    But the Minster's parents are travelling too,

    And then there is a big to do.

    The police commissioner has his own axe to grind

    To get a promotion a Bakra he must find.

    Who better than our poor wasted brain?

    For whom it's all too much and he goes insane.

    And the train meanders without a stop

    Carrying assorted loonies and demented cops

    Before it finally reaches Mumbai

    But in getting there uski plot gum ho gayi.

    Leander Paes plays the mad guy

    And I am compelled to ask him pray tell why?

    Isn't your tennis fame enough for you

    That you feel compelled to do acting too?

    Don't buy a ticket! hop off this train!!

    And if its too late, just pull the chain!!!

    There are better ways to enjoy I must confess

    Than watch a movie like, Rajdhani Express

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