All audience reviews of Rajdhani Express

  • One way ticket to loony land

    Smita Vyas Kumar

    Rated 
    0.5
    Desimartini | Updated - January 07, 2013 22:08 PM IST
    2.3DM (125 ratings)
    1.1Critic (4 ratings)

    Verdict - A promising story derailed by confused direction

    Rajdhani ExpressWatch trailerRelease date : January 04, 2013



    Once there was a Rajdhani train

    On which clambered a demented brain.

    He had had a hard life the poor thing,

    But his secrets out he couldn't bring.

    In his bag he had a gun

    And he decides to have some fun.

    But the Minster's parents are travelling too,

    And then there is a big to do.

    The police commissioner has his own axe to grind

    To get a promotion a Bakra he must find.

    Who better than our poor wasted brain?

    For whom it's all too much and he goes insane.

    And the train meanders without a stop

    Carrying assorted loonies and demented cops

    Before it finally reaches Mumbai

    But in getting there uski plot gum ho gayi.

    Leander Paes plays the mad guy

    And I am compelled to ask him pray tell why?

    Isn't your tennis fame enough for you

    That you feel compelled to do acting too?

    Don't buy a ticket! hop off this train!!

    And if its too late, just pull the chain!!!

    There are better ways to enjoy I must confess

    Than watch a movie like, Rajdhani Express

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    Smita Vyas Kumar

    533 Reviews , 446 Followers
    Rated 0.5January 07, 2013

    One way ticket to loony land

    Once there was a Rajdhani trainOn which clambered a demented brain. He had had a hard life the poor thing,But his secrets out he couldn't bring. ...read more

critic reviews

  • Shubhra Gupta

    Shubhra Gupta

    Rated 1.0January 5, 2013

    Rajdhani Express

     Someone has convinced Leander Paes that he can act, and that someone has clearly done a great job, because if he/she hadn't, this film wouldn... read more

  • Shakti Shetty

    Shakti Shetty

    Rated 1.0January 5, 2013

    Rajdhani Express

    Sometimes there are so many things wrong with a film that it doesn’t even make sense pointing them out. Rajdhani Express is abundant with suc... read more

  • Rohit Vats

    Rohit Vats

    Rated 1.0January 5, 2013

    Rajdhani Express

    Don't get surprised by the number of known faces in the film, these people are actually there, however it's difficult to explain why 'Rajdhani... read more

  • Renuka Vyavahare

    Renuka Vyavahare

    Rated 1.5January 5, 2013

    Rajdhani Express

    Keshav (Leander Paes) is the man on the run. He boards the Mumbai bound Rajdhani Express with a bag and a gun. He shares the train compartment with... read more