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Ameetbhuvan Ameetbhuvan Movie Jockey
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Director Priyadarshan had said in an interview before Tezz released that the Mallika Sherawat item song was not his idea and was forced in by the producres. Watching Tezz makes one wonder if the entire film was not his idea in the first place and was forced in by some nut case on steroids.

The list of problems and mistakes with Tezz is endless. For starters, the very premise of the movie is unbelievably juvenile. An illegal immigrant,. Ajay Devgan, is deported back to India from London. He decides this is "unfair" and "unjust" and comes back to avenge the incident and clear the criminal's tag from his name. How? By setting up two bombs on a London glasgow train. A kindergarten kid can have better ideas of avenging more legitimate insults and injustices done to him.

So going with the inane plot, every scene and dialogue is consistently bird brained. Performances are equally pan faced-Ajay Devgan sleep walks through London streets, Anil Kapoor tries best to make up for the blink and miss fiasco of MI4 and Kangana hams it like nobody's business. Lest i forget, somebody needs to drill it inot Zayed Khan's brain that he cannot act for the love of god. And kill the madcap who thought of covering up Sameera Reddy from head to toe and remove her only USP as an actress from her.

Two hours and few more excruciatingly painful minutes later, Tezz snails through its drab storyline, making you wonder how four national award winers (Devgan, Mohan Lal, Anil Kapoor and Kangana) could actually come together to make something this disgustingly tasteless and insipid.

Given a choice between getting shot and watching Tezz, chose the bullet, atleast that would be faster.view less
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Rony Dcosta Rony Dcosta Movie Jockey
328 14
Zzzzzzzzzz Apr 27, 2012
0 2.0/5
In an interview Priyadarshan said this about Tezz it is slightly on the lines of a James Cameron film". He also said I have given it an emotional a... read more
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Inspector VIjay Inspector VIjay Movie Jockey
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Every once in a while comes a movie which wants to spread a social message, even though it might be absolutely illogical, ridiculous & downrigh... read more
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Smita Smita Movie Jockey
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0 2.5/5
Tezz is as brisk as Churchgate station in the morning. People rush about, calls are made and answered, tempers get frayed and there is a buzz of in... read more
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