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  • Zid

    Aneela Zeb (219 DM Points)

    Rated 
    1.0
    Desimartini | Updated - November 28, 2014 20:24 PM IST
    3.2DM (2417 ratings)

    Verdict - Awful

    ZidWatch trailerRelease date : November 28, 2014



    Incessant rains, a black Wonderbra that EVERYONE will get to wear at some stage , and young people who share more chemistry with hair products than each other--I should have walked out but I was ba-zid to watch the alligator make lunch of an absurd little dog.

    So a crime reporter who just doesnt get it that his ex is not into him is cajoled by editor who has no idea of personal boundaries to move to an "outhouse" on the beach (am I the only one who thought outhouses meant those closet like structures out in the back garden that operated as outdoor bathrooms--well the building in the film was decrepit with pretty crappy fixtures, so yes if the shit fits..) Editor sahib also wants him to get boom-chika-chika or whatever it is that young land lords et tenants get up to in Goa with his land lady. And you thought the time your editor told you to cut down your story to 300 words was a tad too much?

    Land lady is strange, young person who takes long leisurely swings in her front yard that allows for the camera to take helicopter shots of her cleavage. And she keeps an alligator as a pet, for he looked cho chweet at three months. Our man walks around bare chested in the rain fixing fuse boxes with a screw driver and gets a bad case of vertigo even just climbing up on a stool. He has an annoying little dog that wears its name BOBBY as a pet name necklace. Man with emotional baggage meet Crazy Lady who dresses in Slutty Nurse uniform..Dog wearing blingy jewellery meet alligator. This will not end well. And it is going to rain for 3/4 of the movie.

    This is a whodunnit but sadly no one wants to know for all they want to see is where the Wonderbra ends up. At one point I was watching an audience (well audience is stretching it , there were only three other people in the theatre) watching the stalker as she watches the hero as he is watching over his ex-girlfriend; so much meta I tell you.

    It is so lovely this time of the year. Get to know your family, I say. Throw a ball in the park, fly a kite, go for walks, but if you are a stubborn ol' thing, do I have a movie for you.

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