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Me , Ten Minutes Into the Film ...
Man, this is like an Adams Sandler movie. God, what a boy's club this is turning out to be...OK so here is Sandy Cheeks, she is supposed to be intelligent right. Chalo, some positive female role model. Oh hello she is crazed out now. Seriously what are they teaching these kids.
Me 30 Minutes Into The Film:
Damn these are a lot of burger references. These kids will be ravenous for burgers once this is over. Junk Food Industrial Complex. Kids: That You Shouldnt Keep Things To Yourself . Shoudlnt Keep the Formula to Yourself.
Me 60 Minutes Into the Film: What is with these bikini bodies and Squidward giving them a Four Hand Massage. Kuch Bhi Yara..grumble grumble.
And hey Antonio Banderas as the pirate Kaise Din Aagaye.
Yawn! Boring. There really is nothing in this movie for us. This sponge is so annoyingly cheerful, forever so happy...oh wait isnt he supposed to be a gay icon...though yes didnt he sing BABY GOT BACK with Sir Mix A Lot a couple of years ago. So sexist too. what to do what to do.
15 minutes after the movie, I gingerly ask the Six Year Old what he made of it?
That You shouldnt be Naughty.
There is this pirate who takes away the formula for perfect burger..and the bad guy who serves bad sandwiches wants the formula but then he realises that he shouldnt keep things to himself. Lets share. The secret ingredient is SHARING. That sharing sandwiches and then you will get more IS THE FORMULA.
Sigh, Bachay Mann Ke Sachay.
Lets leave watching and critiquing kiddie movies to the kids OK.