Russell Brand ready to do anything to have sex with Olympians

Controversial British comedian Russell Brand said he is returning to London after hearing that the Olympians are having sex with each other and he also wants to have a piece of that action. Commenting over the rumours of rampant sex between the athletes, Russell said, ''I'm heading home after hearing all the Olympians are bonking each other's brains out. I'm getting a piece of that action. I'll climb a fence if they don't let me in. You'll probably see me in the newspaper, arrested for trying to break in there''.