Katrina Kaif Owns Dhoom Machale Dhoom

The makers of Dhoom 3 finally let us feast our eyes on the film’s first song, Dhoom Machale Dhoom, and what a feast it was! Katrina OWNED the video - gyrating in her black dominatrix outfit – we give her a 10 on 10! But aside from that, the song itself was a bit of a letdown! We know it’s super hard to revamp a song that already has 3 versions, so we’ll let this one slide.

Coming back to the point, let’s begin our video breakdown of Dhoom 3’s Dhoom Machale Dhoom!

The video starts off with the camera heavily focusing on Miss Kaif's assets. The boys don't mind but Ranbir might!

Katrina walks on to the stage with her jazz hands and spiky outfit!

*insert slow motion stunts on a bike*

PS: They should all be wearing helmets

*insert slow motion stunts on a bike*

PS: At least he's wearing a helmet

Back to the fierce Katrina who is again doing her thing (is it safe to wear that many spikes?)

Costume change: Katrina dons a pink swimsuit and thrashes in a way that will surely make sharks jealous!

"Beta helmet pehno!" screams Uday Chopra's mom as we witness more slow motion bike stunts that take place in an area that reminds us of Connaught Place alleyways (dilliwaala reference)!

Costume change + Close up of Katrina's face!

Lots of pouting and posing ensues on the set of Shah Rukh Khan’s Dard-e-Disco (we’re right, aren’t we?)

You'll forget sexy Katrina when you look at old man Aamir. Wait, didn't Hrithik dress up as an old man in Dhoom 2?

We're treated to visuals of Katrina holding onto the acrobatics equipment and looking all hot in a yellow dress! Sorry people, she's not going Tarzan just yet!

Awkward screenshot (we couldn't help it!)

*insert even more bike stunts*

Seriously guys, even John Abraham's nitrous oxide was cooler than this!

Costume change: Enter Katrina Kaif the dominatrix! Very hot!

She crowd surfs over a bunch of half naked men!

The video ends with Katrina looking like a golden goddess and those half naked men lying at her feet! #SexyHai

And Yash Raj takes a bow!

Our overall opinion: We need more Katrina and less slow motion bike stunts!