Here's Proof That Priyanka Chopra Definitely Went Nose Shopping!

    Here's Proof That Priyanka Chopra Definitely Went Nose Shopping!

    Recently during a talk show on The View, a popular online platform of shared talks and discussion, Priyanka Chopra admitted that when she used to meet directors for prospects of acting, one of them told her that everything was wrong with her. While that is an outrageous statement which should definitely be torn down for its stupidity, there is something that needs urgent attention. 


    In the same talk show, Piyanka said that her nose is completely original and that means she has not had any nose jobs ever. While that is a very brave statement to make, it is kinda reallllly hard to digest that a person's nose can change like a politicain's claims every single season. 

    Don't believe us? Take a look at this: 

    And now this:

    Now, one can either say that she has had a nose job, or her nose simply has the ability to transform with each click of the camera.

    No, seriously:

    Looks like her nose was so tired of all the nose shaming that it went on a diet. Wait, how does that even work? Like you start breathing Diet air or something? Get us a can of those, for real.

    Sometimes it just grows out like Pinocchio, making us think that defo Priyanaka is up to something but doesn't want us to know. That reminds us, oh hey what's up with that Firangi actor Tom Hiddleston, PeeCee?  

    But the next moment you do a double take and it's gone. It's gone like it wasn't even there. And believe us you, that makes our dear darling PeeCee look like another person completely. Where's Priyanka? Ask her nose.

    While it's completely okay to get a surgery done if you do not like a certain body part certain way and it makes you more confident about yourself, it doesn't not bode well to be a public figure and lie about it when the change is right there for everyone to see. I mean, there's an extent to which you can hide behind the make up and contouring BS, but people know it better to call you out on it when they see that your nose is on its own path of Darwin's evolution while the rest of your face is trying hard to keep up.

    Author's Note: This article is not meant to hurt anyone's sentiments in any way whatsoever. This is a light hearted satire and shall be treated so. Let there be humor!

    PS. Next time anything fishy happens that makes us all scractch our heads, can we trend the hashtag #AskTheNose please? Doesn't that sound cool?