Why You Should Definitely Skip The Xpose

    Why You Should Definitely Skip The Xpose

    The most entertaining part of this film was the joke I received on my phone during the screening. That should set the tone for this list and give you a glimpse into one of the worst films I’ve seen in a long time. Himesh Reshammiya – a pretty awesome music director, nasal singer and tragically, an actor – is the star of this film. Produced by his father and distributed by his company, HR Musik, The Xpose is a new low in bad filmmaking.


    Why You Should Definitely Skip The Xpose


    Let me recount the reasons why I despise this turd of a film with all my heart:


    Turd no. 1 – Himesh Reshammiya


    Himesh plays an egomaniacal cop turned actor who goes by the name of Ravi Kumar. Fun fact –Take a shot every time someone says Ravi Kumar. You’ll get hammered in half an hour. #BollywoodDrinkingGame.


    Getting back to the point, Himesh actually had a respectable career in the music industry. I don’t understand why he’s so keen on making a fool of himself (repeatedly) in front of the country. If you thought his previous films were bad, just wait till watch the ego trip he takes in The Xpose. Everything in this movie was tailor made to make him look like a cool 60’s hero. Right from his image makeover, those hefty third person dialogues, the over-styled wardrobe and songs comprising of broody poses in exotic locations. Needless to say, he fails miserably. Is portraying himself as a self obsessed douche-bag really the right career move for Himesh? No.


    Why You Should Definitely Skip The Xpose


    Turd no. 2 – Na dance, na expression, na pose. Sirf Xpose.


    This film is based in the 60’sand tells the tale of a bunch film personalities get caught in a web of murder, lies and deceit.

    I don’t know who the scriptwriter is. All I know is that he/she is partly responsible for putting me through 2 hours of absolute hell.Aside from dialogues like these, the writer is also responsible for the stupidest most facepalm inducing climax ever.


    Why You Should Definitely Skip The Xpose


    Turd no. 3 – Ice cream khaoongi


    With Himesh and Honey Singh collaborating together, the result should have been one hell of an explosive soundtrack! This shitty song was the biggest disappointment of them all. I have high expectations. At least from Yo Yo.

    Instead, we were subjected to Ice Cream Khanoongi and Catch Me If You Can.


    Why You Should Definitely Skip The Xpose


    Turd no. 4 – Irrfan Khan


    I was shocked to see Irrfan Khan in the trailer. I’m even more shocked after watching him in the film. Technically, it’s more of a cameo. An actor of his calibre and standing is a part of THIS MOVIE!? I don’t even want to know the answer to this question.



    Turd no. 5 – You’re nowhere near The Great Gatsby


    Just the fact that these people had the audacity to copy something like The Great Gatsby was enough to offend me within seconds of watching the trailer. Besharam log.

    This was The Xpose exposed. Even Yo Yo's humor wasn't enough to save this train wreck.


    Why You Should Definitely Skip The Xpose