Characters Who Were Definitely High On Something Through Out The Movie

Bollywood is a master of playing with your emotions. When the characters laugh, we laugh, when they cry, we cry, when they are in love, we feel the butterflies and when they are definitely high, ummmmm, we laugh, I guess. From literally sleepwalking through their roles to being superbly hyper, these characters were surely high throughout the entire film.

Shah Rukh Khan in Dil To Pagal Hai

We are sure producing dance shows must be really stressful and that somewhat justifies why he would need copious amount of ‘substances’ to tide him over the day. Because if not that, nothing explains his obsession with Maya, who is a figment of his own imagination. If that not being baked, then I don’t know what is

The entire cast of Blue

The plot of the movie would have made so much sense if the cast of the film were shown sharing a doobie in the beginning of the film. That and only that could have justified the scheme of things that followed.

The cast of Humshakals

The set of Humshakals was surely a fun one with the makers, cast and crew all running around high. We refuse to believe that a bunch of sane adults sat in a room and decided that making this movie was a good idea.

Hrithik Roshan in Main Prem Ki Dewaani Hoon

The moment you saw the title you knew this movie would be on the list. Flying dads, weird friends, CGI dog and parrot, Himani Shivpuri, blinking Kareena Kapoor - are you telling me we did not see the film from the perspective of a high Hrithik Roshan? No…we put our feet down here.

Arjun Rampal in Roy

High people don’t always go hyper or hallucinate; they also become deadly quiet, sits in a corner or go through their day as if they are sleepwalking. For a better demonstration of the conditions that I just listed out watch Arjun Rampal in Roy, you will surely get it.

Kareena Kapoor in Khushi

Oh come on! Even this movie, you knew, would be on the list.  Given how we can barely get through our day without being dead tired, we always wished we knew what Kareena’s Khushi smoked before every scene. We have tried million cups of coffee and even other ‘stuff’, but nothing made me as hyper. Spill your secrets already Bebo, we need the ‘stuff’.

Katrina Kaif in Tees Maar Khan

This movie made me wish that Katrina would go back to her deadpan expression. Those were easier to tolerate than this super stoned version of her. And no, we refuse to believe that she pulled off ‘Important Scene Hai? Main Aur Make-Up Laga Ke Aati Hoon’ without the aid of any ‘substance’.

Salman Khan in Hello Brother

The only time we have seen somebody as happy as Salman Khan in Hello Brother is when they have taken a puff or two. Also, has it ever occurred to you that the entire movie could have been Salman Khan having an out of body experience after some really good quality grass? Mind blown to infinity and beyond!

Akshay Kumar in Action Replayy

Listen, we know that people wore patterns that could create optical illusions back in 70s, but the overdose of pattern and prints that Akshay Kumar and the rest of the cast engaged in goes to show that they were high as a mountain. Also, suggest me one other possible reason for suddenly one day falling in love with a girl who torments you every day only because you saw her dancing in a saree. You could argue Bollywood logic, but our vote goes to high logic.

Sohail Khan in Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya

Pyaare in Main Pyaar Kyun Kiya played by Sohail Khan is the god of all stoners. Why you ask? Because he had his hands on the best quality grass ever. There is absolutely nothing else that justifies the way his character behaves the way he does in the entire film.