7 Types Of Coffee Drinkers Explained By Bollywood

Before going any further, lets just all agree that coffee is life. Life would have never been the way it is without this tarry beverage. and as Bollywood lovers the other thing that makes our life worth living is Bollywood. So on International Coffee Day we decided to take a look at types of coffee drinkers and tried to explain them with some of our favorite Bollywood characters. Here are the results.

Instant Dependents

These guys make drinking coffee as simple as it gets. Just some coffee powder and hot water is enough to satiate their coffee craving. These people are simply a creature of habit and are mostly found sipping their minimalistic concoction throughout the day. They have the same approach to coffee that Sulu had about life.

Decaf Enthusiasts

These are the ones who are having the worst dilemma with their love for coffee conflicting with their love for a healthy lifestyle. They would like to believe that decaf is the perfect compromise, but deep down they know that’s not the real deal.

I Like Coffee But Not The Taste of Coffee

These are often termed as hypocrites by the real coffee lovers. They concoction taste more like a sundae or a milkshake than real coffee and they have more sugar content than most of Barjatya films. They are usually spotted convincing people that their drinks aren’t all flavors, sugar and syrups.

The Coffee Snob

This one is a little too serious about their love for coffee and has taken their love for the beverage to academic levels. They can tell you the difference between Arabica, Ethiopian and Venezuelan coffee beans and cannot believe that people who get their fix from coffee chains or instant coffee packets, call themselves the ‘coffee lovers’. They have more disdain for casual coffee lovers than Harbans Rai and Ranjit Rai had for poor people in Ishq.

Caffeine Addicts

For this group, coffee is more of a necessity in order to function like a human being than the taste or anything else for that matter. Stay away from them in the morning until they have had their fix else you are putting yourself in harm’s way. It doesn’t take them a lot to get into the ‘aata majha satakli’ mode whenever craving strikes.

Just Here For The Vibe

They are not coffee lovers or enthusiasts, but usually, like the concept of ‘going out for coffee’. They just like marveling at the beauty of the coffee universe and are here just for the beauty of it.  

The ‘Trying To Quits’

They are in the worst phase of life ever. It is like they are going through the worst break up of their life and are on the verge of developing a dual personality due to the caffeine deprivation. Remember Ved from Tamasha…something like that…!!