Bollywood Report Card 2019: Bizarre Questions We Asked Ourselves The Whole Year But Never Got An Answer

The year 2019 has been a rather memorable year for all Bollywood fans out there. After a really eventful 2018, we thought things in the tinsel town would be a little tamer, but hey, it ain’t Bollywood if it ain’t poppin!

Box-office hits and performances aside, 2019 was also full of gossips that entertained us, announcements and revelations that shocked us but above all there were questions that kept us on the edge of our seats like a good old thriller from the Bhatt camp. Just like ‘why did Katappa kill Baahubali’ became the question that kept us up at night in 2015, these are the questions that we kept asking ourselves throughout the year  2019 and all of them still remain unanswered.

What Is Going To Be Shah Rukh Khan’s Next Film?

After his much ambitious project, Zero, became a train wreck, Shah Rukh Khan has become the biggest source of mystery in our lives. Is he doing Don 3? No. Is he going to be there in Farah Khan’s remake of Satte Pe Satta? No. Is he signing Atlee’s next film? Probably not. Is he enjoying teasing us? Probably, yes! I mean seriously, it has been a year, just announce your next project, will ya?

When And Where Are Ranbir-Alia And Varun-Natasha Getting Married?

The year 2019 started with the rather big news of Ranbir Kapoor and Alia Bhatt dating and somehow the discussion escalated pretty quickly to their impending wedding. On the other hand, Varun Dhawan and Natasha Dalal have been dating for a while and last year it looked like this is going to be the next big wedding that we are going to crush on. But throughout the year, the date and venue of their ‘supposed wedding’ have changed in media for more times than we can keep a track of. We want to say that at this point we do not care anymore but the truth is ‘We gots to know’! Honorary mention for Farhan Akhtar-Shibani Dandekar and Arjun Kapoor-Malaika Arora who should also just tell us their plans and help us arrange our calendars accordingly. We can’t risk missing their wedding pictures because we were too busy doing some lousy powerpoint presentation, you know!

Who Is Kartik Aaryan Really Dating?

We usually don’t tell him anything because he is charming and has a smile that can put a million light bulbs to shame, but that does not mean that he can toy with us like this. First, he gave us romance goals with Sara Ali Khan when they flew to each other’s shooting locations in different cities to spend some time together and engaged in adorable PDA on social media and otherwise and then we saw Kartik painting the town red with his Pati Patni Aur Woh co-star Ananya Pandey who already had a crush on him. Then came the break-up rumors with Sara and just when we were mentally preparing ourselves to replace SarTik with KarAnya, he is now again dancing with Sara on stage. We have enough romantic mess going on in our own mundane lives and we deserve to know who is Kartik really dating! That is that really!

Will Dayaben Come Back To Taarak Mehta Ka Ooltah Chashma?

After watching god-knows-how-many episodes of Taarak Mehta Ka Ooltah Chasma, we never thought the show will be a source of mystery in our lives. Disha Vakani exiting the show was a blow that was difficult to stomach and when we heard the possibility of Dayaben returning on the show we were EXCITED. But a whole year has come and gone by and still, we are not exactly sure what is happening. We have feelings you know? Strong feelings!

How Many Films Will Akshay Kumar Sign In A Year?

Don’t get us wrong, we love and adore Akshay Kumar but at this point, we are more surprised than we are excited. This whole year it seemed like an incomplete day if Akshay Kumar did not announce at least one project on his social media handle. The actor has Good Newwz, Sooryavanshi, Bachchan Pandey, Prithviraj, Laxmmi Bomb and Bell Bottom in his kitty and these are just the ones that are confirmed, there could actually be more. Is he trying to win some sort of contest that we don’t know about? No? Ok, we get it. So that is just how he likes things to be! At least that explains why he wakes up at 4 every morning!