7 Joker Dialogues That Can Change Your Relationship Status
Updated : December 13, 2015 04:58 PM IST
It's easy to get a girl when you're Bruce Wayne with all those fancy rides and rich swagger but we need to learn it from the villains. We need to understand their twisted mental capacity that could make you either lose your deary or get them for life. This time it's Joker telling you how to go about it.
DON'Ts
1. "If you are good at something, never do it for free."
When your girl is out of balance, recharge her talk plan. You're good at that and you got to do it. For FREE! This dialogue has a very deep hidden message that we all need to understand.
2. "I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it."
This will raise questions, many questions, as your partner might think that your relationship stability is zero as you might go out again for somebody else. Nobody likes one night sit-downs.
3. "Introduce a little anarchy . Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos."
No girl would like a guy who would be anarchist and talk about anarchy instead of Anarkali. You establish love in a relationship which should not be chaotic. This might blow up your lovely Taj Mahal.
4. "All right. So, listen. Why don’t you give me a call when you wanna take things a little more seriously? Here’s my card."
This defines your level of stupidity. LEVEL - PRO. It's your love and not your company's investor that you would throw around a card. Give your love a credit card instead. See how she would take everything seriously from there on.
5. "Madness, as you know, is a lot like gravity, all it takes is a little push."
Okay so here you are not even getting friend zoned once you guys are done. Just don't if you can't be clear. What MADNESS? What GRAVITY and BLACK HOLE? What PUSH? Talk about the BIG BANG theory before it's time, and you'll be a creep.
DOs
6. "You complete me."
Direct approach! Very doable and try saying that and you never know, you guysmight BASE your theories on that.
7. "Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face."
Girls like smileys. LOL-ROTFL-ROFL-ROFLMAO-LOLZ her with those emoticons. You just have to figure out the lines after which you have to insert those smileys which is like after every line. If you use a smiley after every word, nothing better than that.