Superman vs Batman
Updated : May 06, 2014 10:50 AM IST
Before Man Of Steel's sequel come out, here's our take on who's better - Batman or Superman? This one is for all the DC fan-boys!
1. Batman is an earthling whereas Superman is from planet Krypton. Superman has no idea about our worldly and earthly problems. Batman has 99 problems but Superman ain’t one!
2. Colour of Superman’s underwear is red. Batman wears a black underwear. Dark underwears are more badass. Also, darkness is his ally.
3. Batman can’t fly. He can only jump around, unlike Superman. Batman has to take an airplane to travel. Thus, Batman helps the sinking economy. Business class for sure. He owns Wayne Enterprises.
4. Batman is rich. Superman is an office clerk. In spite of being rich, Batman is a superhero, fighting crime, just because some mugger killed his old guys. What a great guy!
5.Superman has super powers. Batman has no super powers, he uses gadgets to save the whole city. Despite lacking actual superpowers, Batman is called a superhero. It’s very difficult to be something what you are not. Kudos!
6. Batman believes in teamwork. He has allies like Robin, Catwoman (wooohooo!) and Huntress (woohooo again!). Superman does not take much help from his allies.
7. Batman is an orphan and his girl, Rachel, died. So he has no family issues and no girlfriend to go out on a date with. Batman is more focused than Superman. This is a touchy one!
We know last one was a violent one. But we were expecting a Sonakshi Sinha dialogue eh! “Thappad se darr nahi lagta sahib.”
If it all made you emotional, trip on this.
PS – Batman will always save the day. Sorry Superman!
Updated : May 06, 2014 10:50 AM IST
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