Yo Yo Honey Singh's Saiyaan Ji Is Perfect For Those Craving For A Break As The Lyrics Would Compel You To Go Through A Suddhikaran Process

Some people are blessed. They have the gift of their voice, and some have the gift of the pen. Well, guess what- looks like Honey Singh has none and his latest song Saiyaan Ji is proof.

The song is very linear- there's Honey Singh, sipping is peoing his jaam while a Nushrratt Bharuccha is matkaofying her kamar dheere dheere. This man, who in real life has recently gotten over addiction, been to a rehab, faced a roadblock, very conveniently goes on how he consumes 'whis whis whishky ky ky' and takes W E E D, like not saying it together and spelling it out makes it so much better!!! Wait, it gets better after this lady asks why Saiyaan ji peofies so much whisky and he replies that it's because she's chik chik chikni! And this is barely one fifth of the song mind you.

It took me two attempts to listen to the song in full, and I committed this sin because, well, I had to warn you guys about it! But there's one thing I can assure you- you will need to go through some suddhikaran process after you listen to it? So, next time someone comes to you and says that they are feeling unwell after listening to this Yo Yo Honey Singh song, and needs a break, do believe that person! This song can have other use too- like play it on the baraat of that guy/girl who pataoed your crush. You may also play it for that neighbour who asks 'beta shaadi kab kaar rahe ho'. 

Believe it or not- it took a mighty trio to write the lyrics of this song. Waah re duniya- three people and so much of whisky, chikni, and W E E D! And then there's Neha Kakkar joing tune. And we wonder why Nushrratt Bharuccha agreed to it! What's with Nushrratt and her liking for misogynist content anyway?

If you have scrolled down and read till here, you might as well listen to it, because of course, you are curious! Keep the hanky/ tissue handy to rub the blood off your ears though