If Emraan Hashmi Becomes a Professor
Updated : November 24, 2015 03:22 PM IST
Let's see why Emraan Hashmi could be a great professor. Or not!
We see our college friends feeling low all the time as their teachers are not so hip. Teachers have never been much hip. Though you cannot expect them to go Yo Yo Honey as they still are teachers but what if Emraan Hashmi becomes a professor?
We think he would go more than Yo Yo Honey Singh.
1. Women Empowerment
Girls are definitely not getting bad scores now.
2. Practical Knowledge
Theory is like a script. Throw it away and get on with the real thing.
3. Extra Classes
In movies there are many retakes, esp. the scenes that are good, so extra classes are great.
4. Probability
The number of outcomes is the number of retakes you go for when the shot is hot.
5. Street Smartness
Book-smartness is good but street-smartness gets you everywhere. So thug is good?
6. Good Boy
Don't be a bully and never go for principal's daughter. Like we said, good boy.
7. Love Lesson
Even if you're a playboy, the heart is but a child. Love is in the air, enjoy the lovely zephyr.
8. Friendship
Because you got to die as you tried to be a good guy who was a bad guy.
9. Supernatural Phenomenon
Part time jobs are good as one should be hard working but a cricket match can make you millionaire.
10. Biology
No! We are not talking about that. Laughter therapy is the thing. It keeps your body fit.
11. Career Counselling
Life would be difficult and it would take you many roads to get there but your day, might never come!
These points certainly are lessons we all could have covered if we did not bunk the classes and use proxies but who is up for some remedial classes if Emraan Hashmi is our professor?
Updated : November 24, 2015 03:22 PM IST
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