Reasons Why Khamoshiyan will Scar You For Life

Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead! But then again, we trust you not to spend your money on watching Khamoshiyan, so WTH go ahead and save your self the torture by reading why you made a wise decision by skipping this movie! 

This movie has a zombie... Weird Indian zombie (no, they don't match the level of the Go Goa Gone zombies!)

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Also has wolves that spring out of a wall painting - we kid you not! Worst VFX-ed wolves EVER. Jaani Dushman had better VFX-ed stuff and THIS is how it looked!

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Gurmeet Choudhary.  Also known as the guy who can't stop the desi accent 

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This girl who can't stop that american accent

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The guy who wants to romance a girl who has already murdered two guys 

A story that makes zilch sense 

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Too much shudh hindi that'll fly over your head. I still can't understand what the main plot for killing the buri aatma was, because it was discussed in a language that seemed alien to me

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Verdict in one sentence: It beat the crap cake that ALONE was! 

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