5 Recent Bollywood Headlines We Wish Were April Fool Pranks…But Are Not

Let’s say this once and for all, playing pranks on April Fool’s Day is just so passé. With social media in our lives, we don’t need a special day to make us feel like an idiot and its not half as funny when really ancient and persistent souls still try to make April Fool’s Day happen and we are not amused.

But all of that millennial sass took a nosedive when we read a few current headlines about our one true love of life-Bollywood. The headlines were so distressing that we wished with all our will power that they turn out to be pranks. Alas, Bollywood gods hath spoketh and here are headlines that we so wished were pranks, but of course they are not.

Himesh Reshammiya’s Upcoming Films

Yes, this multi talented man is back yet again and this time with two upcoming films Main Jaha Rahoon and Xpose Returns. Ever since we have heard the news we are seeing flashbacks of Tera Suroor, Karzzz and Xpose. First we laughed thinking it’s a joke, then we were in denial and now we are just bewildered.

Kangana Ranaut Making A Biopic On Herself

After continuous bombardments on her part we thought Kangana could do nothing more to surprise us. But its Kangana we are talking about and of course she superseded our expectations when she announced that she is going to make a biopic on her own life that she will be directing as well. Can’t even…

Kangana Ranaut Saying National Awards Will Lose Their Credibility Is She Does Not Win It For Manikarnika

You surely did not think that we will mention Kangana in this list just once! We seriously thought that Kangana was displaying her wry sense of humor when she said that National Awards will lose it credibility if they do not give her the award for Manikarnika. But no, she meant it, like in all seriousness and all.

Farhan Akhtar Is Getting Married

Well, this has broken our heart all over again and we really wanted it to be a prank, but clearly its not. So yes, we are jealous and heartbroken and we do not want to talk any more about it coz it hurts. OK!

Salman Khan Saying ‘I Only Launch Deserving People’

Joke or not, this was indeed hilarious. Like we want to write more about it but we just can’t stop ourselves from rolling on the floor with laughter. Oh come on Bhai, stop now!