‘I could feel liquid being poured on me’ - Simon Cowell’s fiery ordeal overshadows paddy’s split from Yvonne McGuinness

Oh, darling, when the British stars collide, expect nothing but fireworks! As reported by the Daily Record, Paddy McGuinness, fresh off his separation from Yvonne McGuinness, couldn't contain himself when Amanda Holden went full va-va-voom in her Valentine's Day lingerie shoot!

Fifteen years and three kids later, Paddy called it quits with Yvonne McGuinness. But if you thought that would tone down his saucy commentary, think again! Amanda Holden, the always-daring judge of "Britain's Got Talent," posed in lacy attire that left her Instagram followers, famous friends, and even Paddy gasping for air. The man's response? "Bloody hell!"

A cacophony of celebs jumped in with their two cents. Louise Redknapp chimed in with a "Bloody amazing, love it," while This Morning's Lisa Snowdon was all "Wowzers honey!"

Let's take a moment to switch gears from lingerie to lighter fluid. That's right; Simon Cowell had his own shocking moment. He was literally set on fire during BGT auditions at the London Palladium. According to the audience, the panic was palpable. Simon's recollection? “I could feel liquid being poured on me but I had no idea it was lighter fluid!”

So, in the midst of all the jaw-dropping and flame-extinguishing, Paddy McGuinness’s split from Yvonne seems to be only the tip of the drama iceberg. What will he comment next? What celebrity will nearly combust on live TV? In the kingdom of British TV, dear reader, expect the unexpected.

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