Bollywood Movies That Should Be Thrown Out Of The 100 Crore Club

Jai Ho

Cashing in on the aam aadmi wave, the movie had a muddled message – let the fist do the talking. Salman Khan – as always – appeared bigger than the solution to inspire change. Snarling….Kicking…..Scowling……The goons in the flick seemed like hapless aam aadmi here. Heck!

Housefull 2

Story – no – check; Dialogues – ear-piercing & idiotic – check; Acting – Over the top – check and above all, Sajid Khan had got more actors than we could actually count. The movie was a house full of insane.

Golmaal 3

My sequels make zero sense to anyone with a functional brain and contain 180 page script devoted solely to Ajay Devgn’s split on two vehicles – Rohit Shetty. Need to say more?

Son Of Sardaar

No offence to sardars but ideally, the movie should’ve been titled ‘Santa-Banta’ as tons of PJs were strung together with macho sardaarisms and it fell miles behind the yardstick of a 'leave-your-brains-at-home’ entertainer.

Krrish 3

The perplexing title (there never was a 'Krrish 2'), tiringly clichéd story, pathetic dialogues, mawkishly sentimental music, over the top 80s melodrama and primarily, the sloppy vfx with almost every superficial component of Batman, X-men, Superman, Spiderman and even Shaktimaan, made this movie horrendous. Low IQ movie buffs were targeted & the mission was accomplished!

Bodyguard

Lazy remake of a Malayalam film, banking utterly on the actor’s Popeye-like biceps (generous number of close-ups of Salman’s abs) to make up for its old world plot, lethargic pace and puerile humor. Bhai fans are the real bodyguards of his movies to rake in big moolah. Gosh!

Dabangg 2

A slipshod clone of Dabangg outright with painfully unsubtle product placement, odd public-service style dialogues, mandatory bosom-heaving item song, scornful humor and comic-book slo-mo action was more than enough for the audience to fidget and whisper. When a movie starred Salman Khan, his brother Arbaaz Khan donned the director’s hat, Arbaaz's wife Malaika Arora Khan was producer and their sister Alvira Agnihotri did the costumes – one wondered why no one thought of roping in their father, veteran screenwriter Salim Khan, to spare the viewers from sameness.

Ready

Salman Khan fans were/are/will be always Ready to rejoice any of his harebrained, stupid and senseless film that has no plot to speak of and yet lazily unfolds. Same was the case with this movie (a remake of the same film made in several South Indian languages). The movie showcased truth in the trailers itself – 3 chizo ko Kabhi Underestimate Mat karna, I, Me & Myself. So thrusting the pelvis, puffing the pectorals and plumping a shiny, waxed chest ensured large footfalls.

Grand Masti

This list is all about MOVIES but Grand Masti was not even a movie, specifically. It was gross, crass, shameless and fearlessly adult, that it can pass for mild porn, well-stocked with sexual innuendos and without a hint of story with abysmal acting as well. It proved to be a vent for the sexually frustrated. Cheap crap! A for….. B for…… C for…….. Feeling awkward while trying to remember the scene at the very beginning of the movie! Let’s just stop it……..