If Emraan Hashmi Becomes a Professor
Let's see why Emraan Hashmi could be a great professor. Or not!
We see our college friends feeling low all the time as their teachers are not so hip. Teachers have never been much hip. Though you cannot expect them to go Yo Yo Honey as they still are teachers but what if Emraan Hashmi becomes a professor?
We think he would go more than Yo Yo Honey Singh.
If Emraan Hashmi Becomes a Professor
1. Women Empowerment
Girls are definitely not getting bad scores now.
If Emraan Hashmi Becomes a Professor
2. Practical Knowledge
Theory is like a script. Throw it away and get on with the real thing.
If Emraan Hashmi Becomes a Professor
3. Extra Classes
In movies there are many retakes, esp. the scenes that are good, so extra classes are great.
If Emraan Hashmi Becomes a Professor
4. Probability
The number of outcomes is the number of retakes you go for when the shot is hot.
If Emraan Hashmi Becomes a Professor
5. Street Smartness
Book-smartness is good but street-smartness gets you everywhere. So thug is good?
If Emraan Hashmi Becomes a Professor
6. Good Boy
Don't be a bully and never go for principal's daughter. Like we said, good boy.
If Emraan Hashmi Becomes a Professor
7. Love Lesson
Even if you're a playboy, the heart is but a child. Love is in the air, enjoy the lovely zephyr.
If Emraan Hashmi Becomes a Professor
8. Friendship
Because you got to die as you tried to be a good guy who was a bad guy.
If Emraan Hashmi Becomes a Professor
9. Supernatural Phenomenon
Part time jobs are good as one should be hard working but a cricket match can make you millionaire.
If Emraan Hashmi Becomes a Professor
10. Biology
No! We are not talking about that. Laughter therapy is the thing. It keeps your body fit.
If Emraan Hashmi Becomes a Professor
11. Career Counselling
Life would be difficult and it would take you many roads to get there but your day, might never come!
If Emraan Hashmi Becomes a Professor
These points certainly are lessons we all could have covered if we did not bunk the classes and use proxies but who is up for some remedial classes if Emraan Hashmi is our professor?
Updated: November 24, 2015 03:22 PM IST
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